Monday, April 28, 2014

The Contest

(A short, short story I wrote probably back in 1984 or 1985.)






THE CONTEST


You could hear the crack of glass on glass as the aggie flew from the boy's fingers and struck the marbles, sending them off in different directions. 

"Ha!  I won!" cried the boy.

"It wasn't a fair shoot!" said the opponent moodily.

"It was too, and you know it, Jamie Gregg!"

"Was not," Jamie said quietly so Steve wouldn't hear.  Steve being a year older and three inches taller, Jamie was careful not to make him angry.  Twice already that summer Steve had laid into Jamie with a vengeance for something phrased wrong. 

"Well, I won and I get to keep the marbles. " Steve said arrogantly, daring Jamie to argue.

"You can't keep the marbles.  They're mine.  They were a present from my brother, David.  He'd get mad if I lost them."  Just thinking of what would happen to him if he didn't bring home those marbles made him pale.  They weren't a present, just David's, taken while David was away at camp.

"That's too bad, wuss.  They're mine and I'm gonna keep 'em."

"Whattaya say we have a contest for them?"

"A contest?  What kind of contest?"

"You know, the kind where you see who's the best at everything kind of like the Olympics."

"The Olympics, huh?"  Being three inches taller and having a good twenty pounds on Jamie, Steve felt pretty sure of chances for winning just about any physical contest.  "Sure, okay.  We'll have a contest."

"Okay.  So, whattaya want to do first?"

"First, we'll see who can throw the farthest."

"Yeah, and then we'll see who can spit the farthest and then who can run the fastest."

:And who can hold their breath the longest!"

"All right!  Let's start."

They began with throwing rocks.  Jamie won that one.  His brother, David, was the star pitcher for the high school and had been coaching Jamie before he left for camp.  Next was spitting; Steve won that event.  He had studied the way his grandfather spit tobacco.

At the halfway point in their mini-Olympics, the boys were tied one to one.  They began the second half.  They ran from the market on the corner to the end of the street by old Mrs Sanders' house.  Jamie won that one too.  Steve wasn't as used to his newly-long legs as Jamie was to his old short ones. 

"We might as well say I won, Steve.  Two out of three.  There ain't no way you can beat that."

"I can tie you, though.  And then we'll have to do something else."

"Okay.  But I bet you can't do it."

So air was sucked in and held trapped in cheeks that became red from the effort.  Ten seconds…fifteen seconds…thirty…forty…forty-five…Jamie exhaled suddenly and gasped for air. 

Steve's breath exploded in laughter.  "I told you!  I told you!  It's a tie.  Now we got to think up something else."

"I don't know, Steve.  It's getting late.  My mom's expecting me home soon."

"I know!  We can throw houses!"

"Come on.  Not that.  That's messing with somebody else's stuff and that's not right."  Jamie was reluctant because the last time it is was Brian Weston throwing with Steve, and the sheriff found out.  He told Brian's folks, and Brian's was grounded for the rest of the summer. 

"All right, chicken.  We'll just say I won then, and I'll keep the marbles."

"Okay, okay.  We'll throw houses."  Jamie looked around to make sure no one was around to tell on them. 

"You go first, since you're so chicken."

So Jamie chose a house.  He found a good handhold so he could get just enough leverage, braced himself, and heaved upwards as hard as he could.  He watched as the house landed just a few feet from where he was standing.

"My turn, wuss.  Steve walked to the house he had chosen and hoisted a corner.  Like Jamie, he braced himself and heaved.  This time the house flew through the air. 

"I won!  I won!"  Steve crowed triumphantly as the house pitched end over end, obviously going farther than Jamie's had gone.  "The marbles are mine!" 

Even as he gloated, though, Steve's eyes grew wide with horror as he watched the house land on his prize, the coveted marbles, and they heard the audible crunch of crushing glass.



Moral:  Those with glass stones shouldn't throw houses.

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